Husband condition is like Split AC. How much ever noise outside , inside the house cool,silent and remote controlled. Shaant,shushil pati.
Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops. But Biwi ji Rocks! Works and Shops!
Chips ki packet ki tarah jaldi over khatam karne waale (Finishing an over as quick as a packet of chips) @imjadeja, Happy Birthday. Cut the cake in this style, by ghumaooing (swinging) knife like sword.
From marriage tips and sarcastic comments to funny birthday wishes, we look at 25 of the most hilarious tweets from the 'Nawab of Twitter' and former Indian batsman Sehwag